by el_flesh » September 3rd, 2011, 10:11 am
I should very much like the opportunity one day to test Ken's sausage!
They must be tested for length, width, firmness, spiciness, color (wow) and also - ease of frying up in the pan.
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Man - that cat o nine tails, I mean, lives, is a bang-on idea! It reminds me how Alchemists would have thought; and so we should adapt our potions and magic making to that Dark Ages mind set.
"I got in front of an Oxcart during the Vernal Equinox celebration and it ran over me"
"You need a good bleeding"
"But I'm bleeding alrea-h-h-h-dy! (sob)"
"Hey, who's the barber, here??"
Ya, since a dead cat must have exhausted his nine lives, you would need a pretty young kitten to ensure that you get eight lives out of him. Or else, since seven is a powerful magic number, get SEVEN newborn kittens, and drown them once. Then you know you have seven lives left. Throw in Bat Wings, since it's the dark equivalent of dove (i.e. "angel") wings, for the soul's flit into "heaven". Some Hemlock ( aka Moonshade) since it's a poison used for executions. Red, red wine for the god of wine, who also is a positive, life affirming force. Rabbit's foot, 4 leaf clover, a copper coin, all for the luck of dodging death. You need seven diamonds pure, as they give FULL SPECTRUM "crystal energy" or some happy crappy like that. (So in the quests where you find jewels, roll one die only BLACK SHIELD to get an autodiamond, otherwise, you will have to buy -one per quest availability- in town from a 'reputable' Necromancer; and they ain't cheap!!)
This potion, once drunk, gives you seven lives in addition to your own. Your hitpoints are still 4, but when you fall in battle, without drinking a potion (before you really die in earnest,) you lose one turn as you are healing and restored to full health - knock one extra cat life off of your tally sheet.
The other items should cost only one gold each or so to obtain, maybe the newborn kittens are 7 gold.
It should take some time to get this potion, as the diamonds are the most expensive thing...
And it sure gives the wizard something to quest for!
That, I think is the secret to enjoying these games for a long time - some difficult project to quest for!
"I will raise your dead body as an undead skeleton. Then I will make it do unspeakable acts. Like taking a shower." - El Flesh.